> > ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,
> > but you can always see right through them.
> >
> > SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it
> > appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends
> > most of its time just opening bottles.
> >
> > KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the
> > bathroom in pairs.
> >
> > SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
> > its tongue hanging out.
> >
> > COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
> > while to warm up.
> >
> > TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
> > inflated.
> >
> > HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
> > anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of
> > course, there's the hot air part.
> >
> > SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
> > and retain water.
> >
> > WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
> >
> > SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
> > pick people up.
> >
> > HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
> > shifts to the bottom.
> >
> > HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
> > last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> >
> > REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say
> > male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be
> > lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
> > right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
> > but you can always see right through them.
> >
> > SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it
> > appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends
> > most of its time just opening bottles.
> >
> > KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the
> > bathroom in pairs.
> >
> > SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
> > its tongue hanging out.
> >
> > COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
> > while to warm up.
> >
> > TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
> > inflated.
> >
> > HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
> > anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of
> > course, there's the hot air part.
> >
> > SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
> > and retain water.
> >
> > WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
> >
> > SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
> > pick people up.
> >
> > HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
> > shifts to the bottom.
> >
> > HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
> > last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> >
> > REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say
> > male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be
> > lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
> > right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
