Too bad you aren't closer. I am a professional massage therapist that is obsessive/compulsive about it. I have friends that I have not seen their faces in months. My massage table stays up in my living room most of the time. I go to sleep most nights working on my SO's hands and forearms.
You really should check in to a massage school. The one I went to has a wonderful student clinic where you can get a massage for 20 dollars.