This was in an article in CatNip for the month of October....I thought it was kinda cute.
1. Our astonishing lack of hair.
2. The way we harbor the illusion of standing even the smallest chance of winning a staring contest against them. (Hint: Cats blink only because they feel sorry for us.)
3. Our ability to pass through a sunbeam without dropping unconscious to the floor.
4. That we appear not to consider a live mouse the finest form of in-home entertainment.
5. The way we fold clothes warm from the dryer instead of diving headfirst into them.
6. The time we spend working to remove the glorious trail of cat hair from around the house when they know they can replace it all in six-point-four seconds.
7. That we think those decapitated rodents left on the back porch are presents for us.
8. That we ignore the primary uses of the computer and TV, both of which, are for napping.
9. That we choose not to walk around on the countertops, which is where all the best views are to be had --not to mention--treats.
10. Our never-ending devotion and eternal servitude to them. (Actually, cats don't so much laugh at this last one as they encourage it.)
Winter Hawk
1. Our astonishing lack of hair.
2. The way we harbor the illusion of standing even the smallest chance of winning a staring contest against them. (Hint: Cats blink only because they feel sorry for us.)
3. Our ability to pass through a sunbeam without dropping unconscious to the floor.
4. That we appear not to consider a live mouse the finest form of in-home entertainment.
5. The way we fold clothes warm from the dryer instead of diving headfirst into them.
6. The time we spend working to remove the glorious trail of cat hair from around the house when they know they can replace it all in six-point-four seconds.
7. That we think those decapitated rodents left on the back porch are presents for us.
8. That we ignore the primary uses of the computer and TV, both of which, are for napping.
9. That we choose not to walk around on the countertops, which is where all the best views are to be had --not to mention--treats.
10. Our never-ending devotion and eternal servitude to them. (Actually, cats don't so much laugh at this last one as they encourage it.)
Winter Hawk
