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LOL I still cant help but laugh every time I think of it. Last night John got his first encounter with my sweet and innocent Lily.
First off a little about Lily. Shes 9 years old and an ex feral. She likes me and only me. It took me years to get her to love me and trust me. But she still hates everyone else. So up till now John has never ever seen her. He kept saying I dont believe you have 4 cats. Ive only seen 3 in 2 months.
Well we were in bed last night in the middle of something.
And all of a sudden John jumps up screaming and saying what the *** what the ***. I was a bit in shock. So I look over and there is my precious Lily. Ears back, tail huge, fur sticking straight up and hunckered down for another attack.
He started laughing and said ok I believe you have another cat. So he starts to move around on the bed and she runs at him and attacks him again. Every time he moved she would his and slap him. So I opened the basement door and she ran down them. I was still dieing.
He really got scratched up pretty bad. He said are you sure thats a cat? I was like of course what else coulkd she be?
He says A DEMON!
He was actually very nice about it and laughed. But I will never be able to get the picture of him standing in my bed naked with a tiny little cat attacking him.
I swear he was screaming like a girl every time she went at him.
Oh man I am laughing so hard.
 

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lol that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is sooo funny! I bet he will believe you from now on about having four kitties!You had me laughing my butt off reading the entire post lol!!!
 

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That reminds me of a semi-feral we had in our FIV cattery at the rescue...usually he would just hide when humans come around. One day one of the volunteers administered some ear medication to one of the other cats who WAS NOT pleased, and after that the semi-feral attacked every human who walked through the cattery door. He thought he was protecting the other cats
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He's since been removed to foster care and is doing much better, and the humans are much happier now that they aren't getting their ankles attacked!
 

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Originally Posted by 4crazycats

LOL I still cant help but laugh every time I think of it. Last night John got his first encounter with my sweet and innocent Lily.
First off a little about Lily. Shes 9 years old and an ex feral. She likes me and only me. It took me years to get her to love me and trust me. But she still hates everyone else. So up till now John has never ever seen her. He kept saying I dont believe you have 4 cats. Ive only seen 3 in 2 months.
Well we were in bed last night in the middle of something.
And all of a sudden John jumps up screaming and saying what the *** what the ***. I was a bit in shock. So I look over and there is my precious Lily. Ears back, tail huge, fur sticking straight up and hunckered down for another attack.
He started laughing and said ok I believe you have another cat. So he starts to move around on the bed and she runs at him and attacks him again. Every time he moved she would his and slap him. So I opened the basement door and she ran down them. I was still dieing.
He really got scratched up pretty bad. He said are you sure thats a cat? I was like of course what else coulkd she be?
He says A DEMON!
He was actually very nice about it and laughed. But I will never be able to get the picture of him standing in my bed naked with a tiny little cat attacking him.
I swear he was screaming like a girl every time she went at him.
Oh man I am laughing so hard.


I'm dying over here!
Tiger has been known to go for a ride on DH's bad when we were.... um.... you know?
 
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256



I'm dying over here!
Tiger has been known to go for a ride on DH's bad when we were.... um.... you know?
Well thats what she did apparently. She jumped on his back all claws out.
So when he went shooting up she scratched him pretty bad and pushed off him and jumped over by my head.
 

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Originally Posted by 4crazycats

Well thats what she did apparently. She jumped on his back all claws out.
So when he went shooting up she scratched him pretty bad and pushed off him and jumped over by my head.
She was just protecting meowmy!
 

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dude that is TOO funny.
I love the picture i've got in my head now, a poor naked man cowering in front of an enraged pussy cat :p
 

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Originally Posted by arcadian girl

dude that is TOO funny.
I love the picture i've got in my head now, a poor naked man cowering in front of an enraged pussy cat :p
I am SOOOOOOO keeping my mouth shut on that one!

I can think of a REALLY bad comment but I won't voice it
 

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Ex ferals are so funny at times//// My Zoey loves me and her sister and grandma ... Shell say hi to anyone and then Feralness comes out:L_
 
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Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256

She was just protecting meowmy!
Yeah I think she was. It must have looked like he was hurting me to her.
 
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Originally Posted by furryferals

OH!!!
BLOW MY SOCKS OFF!!!
Sorry....I couldn't help but laugh...thats just soooo funny


I can picture the scene


Hey at least you know he's a decent bloke now
Yeah she was just testing him out to make sure he was good enough for me. She cant have another one flip out because she peed on something of his.
I'm still laughing. He looked so funny. Heactually looked terrified of a 12 lbs cat.
 

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There was an encounter when Teufel wasnt neutered he would always hump my arm.
One night while my ex and i were being naughty, i guess Teufel wanted to join in
he started to hump my arm, i died laughing, and my bf was very jealous and peed off!
 
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Originally Posted by fwan

There was an encounter when Teufel wasnt neutered he would always hump my arm.
One night while my ex and i were being naughty, i guess Teufel wanted to join in
he started to hump my arm, i died laughing, and my bf was very jealous and peed off!
Haha!
I'm so glad none of mine do that. I dont think John would like sharing either.
 
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