When you have a “I hate My Job" day, try this

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins:

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement;

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad
I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson &
Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!!

That's so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Too funny!

Yes, I am VERY thankful that I don't test rectal thermometers for a living!!!

That is so funny!! But gross.....

hahahahahahaha! eww
I hope they disinfect them afterwards! >_<

Thank you so much for a much needed laugh

I dragged myself into work this morning so grateful it's Friday, cos I've had one of those weeks. Have been trying to count my blessings rather than whinge all the time. Anyway I thought I'd have a quick scan of 'thecatsite' cos it always cheers me up -- and I came across this post. HA HA. Thanks for the giggle. I really am counting my blessing now!!

Thanks I needed that after today!

Oh that is AWESOME! Thank you for sharing

That's to funny. I think I must have a very dirty mind though. I was wondering what in the world they were going to do with the thermomater.

That was perfect!!! I loved it!!!