Quotes

There was a quote thread a while back, but it's gone now, and I thought this may be a good one to start...

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

Some of my personal favorites! I do a quote a day in my e-mail at work.

I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975), Uneasy Money

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams

"Time is a gift from God. That's why it's called the present."

this is my favorite quote of all time

"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die; life is a broken - winged bird that cannot fly" - Langston Hughes

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx

"I don't necessarily believe in an afterlife, but I am taking a change of underwear just in case." Woody Allen