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Before I get old and die, and this is no offence to any of this certain group... but I dont think I could die until I watched a score of Amish coreographically breakdancing to Weird Al Yankovitch's Amish Paradise. (with a bit of irish tapdancing thrown in) Beards, hats, ties, and all. Women...

I just thought I would share this because it was soooo cute..... A couple of weeks ago my mom and her friends had a garage sale at our house.. well one of her friends (who took up 90percent of all the stuff) had about 20 big plastic tubs full of clothes. Well I was bored tonight so I went...

My mom's boyfriends mother Judy and her husband live on about 40 acres or so of land and have a nice sized garden and barn and house and 2 acres or so of fenced in land for their horse Sara. They also have a large number of unspayed/unneutered barncats.... You dont see many of them in the...

*sigh* The livingroom smelled a bit like pee today. However it probably isnt in the litterbox (because we have one in the livingroom since the cats used to go behind the couch). My mom came home and the first thing she said to me was "You'd better find where your d***** cats peed and clean it...

O_O One of the mom's boyfreinds family person things is getting married sometime or another and had a showery thingy today. Well I told my mom " I dont want to go, I want to sleep" when she woke me up. but guess what. I couldnt sleep after she woke me up. So then I was like "crap" because then I...

Rock, Paper, Saddam I found this site that is run by some guy in college.. anyways... I thought this was hilarious! Its just one of some many funny things the site has. bit of swearing but nothing really offensive. Theres a bit on the site called "Eat Thy Corn" its pretty funny too.

The mother of my Aerowyn sadly died yesterday when she was hit by a car. At the time Jasmine came to us, my mom and I were living in a friend's house so she could go live with her ex husband. She ended up moving back in with us, along with her 16 year old son. He found Jasmine one day when he...

It might have been my second... but I think I might have repressed the memories of the first one... though I dont think this one will go quite as easily... See... my mom's boyfriend's brother got married last night Now... every reception has beer....... everyone gets drunk yes.... but this is...

For the past two days aerowyn has been having more of a weepy eye than usual. Usually I have to wipe her eyes at least once a day, but its not all that bad. The past two days she has been getting more crust than usual on her left eye, and it has been more wet. I took a warm, wet washcloth and...

I have been bothered by the monster in this story for a while now. I keep fearing he will appear at MY window. So in a way to make myself get rid of this fear, I wrote the first chapter of what (may be if I'm not lazy) a novel (or story) I'll post the whole thing in the next post. It's a bit...

I just wondered if this was kind of normal. When Elliot bugs me for some of my food (whether he wants it or not he wants some) he will often sniff it and then kind of make a gagging/barfing motion like he is going to throw up, but he doesnt?? He does this when I am just eating and he looks at...

Ok, to start out... my mom and I have three cats.. Rosco, male, 19. Elliot, male 3, and Aerowyn, female 1. Everymorning goes basically the same. 1. Someone in the bedroom moves, whether its me, my mom, or her boyfriend. 2. Aerowyn hears the movement, and either walks all over me if it is me...

Today is Elliot and Aerowyn's Birthday! :troll: :O I dont know if people regularly announce their cat's birthdays but eh. Aerowyn was born July 18th at four a.m. in the morning, and she is a year old today!!!! elliot was adopted from a shelter and they dont know his date of birth, but he...

I just cant believe it I cant find my "The Sims Unleashed" Ok... so maybe it isnt THAT horrible... but I want it really really bad O_O :O I looked in the CD case, the most obvious place... not there.... I looked in all the other CD cases.. not there... I took everything off my desk and put...

Ick! I was watering the garden and the plants outside when I happened to notice this grey blob about the size of a football on our porch. It was a bunch of smelly little bees! Now dont get me wrong, I dont mind them when they live off in the woods somewhere and pollinate our flowers, but I...

Almost every time I am at the computer elliot comes and sits on the tower which is on the floor next to me, he will then paw my arm to get me to pet him, but when I am absorbed in what I am doing on the computer, I will forget he is there. he then proceeds to nudge my arm behind my elbow like a...

Now they can entertain all their male gecko friends in STYLE!!!!! I wish I had a picture to show you but I need to get a digital camera :O My lizards were overdue for a cage cleaning, adn I decided to put a bit of "style" into their 20 gallon tank. I put the "shag" carpeting (so ok, it was...

OH she was a very nice lady, very petite and pretty but with a very long face I might add. Mom yelled at me though and told me we couldnt feed her. Haha, no, I am not talking about a person! I am talking about a cat. Elliot was sitting on the cat tree looking outside, when all the sudden...

Argh!!!! A couple of weeks ago I went to Mexico through my school ok... well we stopped in Merida on the Yucatan for two days and we went to the Centennario Zoo there. There was this animal that I had never seen before. Well I have the pictures now and I dont know what it is called in spanish...

Weee!!!! I love hearing about other peoples dreams and I love sharing my funky dreams with people. For example, last night Ihad a cool dream. Lets see... ah yes... I and a friend of mine named jeff were in a pool that for some reason contained fish, and a marlin, and a shark, we saved the...