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Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that...

Betty, the town gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several local residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. However, she made a mistake when she recently accused...

I Love Mustard (This is a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father... As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in...

HILLARY IN HEAVEN Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you...

Go slow in this, vinceneilsgirl. I echo what these other posters have to say. Don't "fly off the handle" all of a sudden. It could be that they have had a family emergency like the others say. Remember this. I don't think they are jealous of you because they think you're smarter. Just...

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES ... (READ THEM OUT LOUD) 1) That's not right. Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? 3) See me ASAP. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man Dum Gai 5) Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? 7) I bumped into a coffee table. Ai...

CHAPTER 1 GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, You're it 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Doc Goose. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Hide and go pee. 9. Spin the...

Hi, I'm new here too. I'm groveling on the floor and submitting to you bigger cats.

"Poor Little" Osama After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and...

I found one. Here goes. Latest Collection of "World's Thinnest Books " ~~@~~ FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by John Kerry MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver MY SUPER BOWL...

Wow! This sure is a nice website. I am equally glad that someone here thought to post jokes as well. As soon as I can find some, I am going to post some as well.

That's a good one.

What a shame! I can't believe it.