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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started.... I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer...

How many have you had on the list? I think I have had almost all. ----------- http://www.healthninjas.com/features/fastfood.shtml

SUMMARY OF READING MY EMAIL FOR THE PAST YEAR I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and...

Twenty Funny Truths 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should...

No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach. -- William Cowper Brann (The Iconoclasts, Old Glory, July 4, 1893) Half this game is 90% mental. -- Yogi Berra Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. -- Comedian George Burns (1896 - 1996) Human beings...

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Who Is Better On The Computer? Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I...

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I wonder how she did it. http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1706

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may...

Stupid Criminals A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you...

Very interesting.... ==================== http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050725/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Cats may like ice cream, but it is not the sugary taste that appeals to them because they are genetically unable to taste sweet flavours, researchers reported on Monday...

Somewhere it says that the laws of physics are absolute...well people who believe that have not read the cartoon laws of physics. Cartoon Laws Of Physics Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff...

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What the heck was that for?" he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it," she replies. Don't be silly," he says...

Courtroom laughs These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of biting their lip to stay calm while these exchanges were taking place. Q: Are you...

From Actual 9-1-1 Calls The following exchanges are taken from transcripts of actual 9-1-1 emergency calls: --------------- Caller: "I'd like to make a unanimous complaint, so don't use my name." ------- Caller: "I'm reporting a deer on the road. I almost hit it." Call-taker: "Is the deer...