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Why dont I Understand this thread because i only read the last two posts?

Something similair happened to me, was trying to buy a pack of 100 pieces of paper (the last one) and i was just walking so i came back later, and i told them to reserve it, I paid for it, and they said I was 5$ short, And that was for buying the 300 pieces,i wanted the 100, but I had to pay...

I said a red wrench..

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead." Woody Allen. "I like children - fried." WC Fields. "Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."...

I just wanted to know if anybody had any relativly funny sayings like, the ones in my signature.ill post some new ones a little later.

Id like to be there, I wouldnt care were it would've been, Id eat a tunnel right trhough that thing! Man, they should have a public feast, the whole town come over and have 1 chocolate bar, I NEED THAT EGG!!!

That.....Was....FREAKY!Men like the kind of stuff were the easter Bunny falls into a pit full of spikes and this weird drug abused guy has to take over. That would be Okay. But otherwise, Happy Easter

Dil pickles are okay, But my grandmother makes some really good pickles by her own recipie. but other than that, I like dill

http://www.medi-vet.com/FeliwayDiffuser.aspx if you want to order it. I trust this site, i use it all the time

Uhhh, I dont have any songs that make my cry. The one that gets me the cloest will have to be "Oh Very Young" by Cat Stevens, It makes me think about death and how sad it makes other when you die.

I know how ya feel, one time i was in such rush to get out of my car i closed the dor on my finger, and it snapped my fingernail off, and broke my finger. I know your pain!

All i have to say is this :YUCK

Im disgusted, sure it was funny but it makes us men feel bad. but LOL (barely any are true...)

So true, so true