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Fluffy Ratbag’s Guide To Christmas Greetings fellow felines and welcome to this, the Fluffy Ratbag Guide To Christmas. As a Worl’ Famous literary cat I have received many questions from my fan askin’ about the traditions and customs of this strange human festival. So, after working my paws to...

How Was I Supposed To Know It Was Meant For Beardy? A Christmas Poem by Fluffy Ratbag ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse Except Fluffy Ratbag, who’s desperate for Food And whose tummy is rumbling, making noises quite...

Pumpkin Horror Fluffy Ratbag watched in sick fascination, his eyes wide, his stare unblinking. There on the kitchen table was the scariest sight heâ€8482d ever seen. It was large. It was round. And, most of all, it was orange. Very large, very round and very, very orange. But this wasnâ€8482t...

I have asked the Skinny Man to join this site on account of it being a valuable resource for cat-related information and I am hopeful that by doing so, he might pick up a few tips on how best to look after yours truly. Honestly, it's not difficult....you'd think he'd be able to open the odd tin...