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Maybe I'm a bit slow today but I had to think about this one before i got it! First Christmas joke of the season!!! Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that...

Ok, if you are a BLONDE just change the word BLONDE to BRUNETTE! A young blonde from Kentucky was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for...

I can totally see this happening! A blonde police officer pulls over another blonde for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally, she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer...

I thought this was funy and wanted to share it with ya'll.(Southern Accent) A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30...

And if you are reading this, I GOT CHA!!! (My bad) I needed a good laugh.

Hi Folks, I have a MaineCoon cat (Tazz) and he's ALWAYS shedding all over the place. I was wondering what I can do to slow this down besides regular brushing. I love the guy to death but there isn't one place in the house now that doesn't have a piece of Tazz on it or in it at this point in...

You'll have to see for yourself. I posted SOME of his pics in the pic forum.As for me, there's not a lot to say except that I have a rather different sense of humor and that life seems to put me in some strange places at the right time.(Or wrong time depending on your viewpoint) To give you an...

Here is the terror of the house! My view as I surf the internet. Note the realistic cat rear end monitor! What do you get when you add: 1 Unattended Cat + 1 Roll White Ribbon= This is my new paper weight / shredder! New weight loss product! Any questions?

I have a VERY funny story but I would have to post it in the IMO forum and sadly, I'm TOO NEW to post there. I see there is an age restriction on that forum so hopefully my story will not be killed by the mods. It's nothing dirty, just something that happened to me one day while driving to the...

Howdy Folks, I was just curious if any of the new folks here are coming from another cat forum? What I mean is, were you a member of another forum but decided to split for new hunting grounds. Nothing scientific here just curious that's all. Ciao!

How the heck do I get either one of these to appear in my posts? In my USER CP the option to set an avatar has been disabled and I do not see where to add a sig either. Thanks!

Hello All, Just registered and thought I'd say "Hello" so "Hello"! Ciao!