How about:
On the fifth day, God created cat and said, "Go forth and do whatever you want because I know you will anyway. I'll give you 35 years."
"That's fine," said the cat. "Or it will be until man starts feeding me commercial food and then my life span will drop to about 20 years."...
That is exciting! Would be for me. I keep intending to grow some veggies each year and all I've done so far is buy potted tomatoes which haven't done well. Good luck with all of it!
How very frightening for you! Thank goodness there was noise to wake you.
I've used the ornamental guards suggested by Pookie-poo. Anything metal is much more worry-free. The ones I found were labeled as screen door guards but were in an odd place in the store, not with door stuff.
This reminds me of "Friends" when Phoebe would approach the bag lady and bag lady would say, "Hey, crazy girl." But that was Phoebe with the missing sandwiches!
I wouldn't want trash piled up in front of my place either but it's kind of you not to rant at her. Maybe whatever is going on in her...
I watched Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan last night. I like that movie, saw it when it first came out years ago. It ended with him going back to the jungle without Jane. I was waiting for the sequel because we know Jane went to the jungle. No sequel. I forget the actor's name but he was a...
I use Wella's Wellite pre-lightener and Color Charm toner. This is the only pre-lightener that is gentle to the scalp using an oil in the mix. I use 30 volume developer with pre-lightening and 20 vol with the toner.
You probably already know that once hair is bleached, getting color back into...
Mine was some weird colors from bleaching way back when. I still bleach it (because it won't turn gray or white or silver) but now there's better products and I know how to use them.
I decided a few years ago that if a person (usually a woman) is constantly worried about her hair, the thing...
They do look alike! You are consistent. They are handsome and there's a kindness in the face. Yes, I remember my first boyfriend. He arrived for our first date wearing a sport coat. Very impressive! He was very cute. We were on and off for 2 or 3 years. I did not keep in touch but did look him...
That's the sweetest train kitty ever! So nice that Mischief accepted him. They look like a terrific pair.
Loose seal, tantalizing smell of chicken, nimble paws -- yes, I'd say he's pulling the door open and helping himself.