Recent Content by lottomagicz4941

I remember my cat tried to chear me up. I would be on the computer and she would be jumping on the keyboard puring. Anyone else have a cat or other pet try and chear them up? I also remember the halloween before 911 being a massive party and the year of 911 it was dead. Some how I think cats...

I'm wondering what the average age of a myspacer is? I chickened out of joining because for some reason I actually read the TOS. Which is my loss since so many us it for marketing. Joined Digg to see if I shall be banned from a forum thread where people were complaining about getting banned...

Not going to make it till dinner. Going to have some hummus in a tortilla. Wish I had more beer.

I was a tad bummed that the Broncoes lost. Hopefully they don't go into a funk since one of their top defence players got shot on new years. I'm going to be rooting for the Bears though I would rather be rooting for the Broncoes. Orginally I was going to root for who ever is the under dog...

Agreed that viruses are worse then spam;( My wife got rid of 130 viral/spy type of deals not to long ago. Sometimes spam can be funny It is evil; but, it is a necessary Evil. Part of the reason spamars spam is there is actually a market for it. Something like 10% of the population takes...

Spam is a necessary evil. Not brave enough to spam. But I see it as a free speach deal. One forum poster once said it is all spam. Technically to some this joke is spam because I've posted it before. What did the spamar say to the priest? Forgive me father for I have spammed. Priest...

When I first came online I just used my real name. Some were all that is not safe. Some hounded me for my real name. I was ZielRocker but people just called me Zrocker. Then one day I couldn't get on a forum that I was on and re-registered as LottoMagicZ4941 since I was going on to post...

Remember the Avon lady visiting us on the farm when I was a kid. A Mary Kay rep offered to find me a wife if I joined. Told her daughter about the offer and she was like, "So that is how my mom is recruiting all those men." Had the shaving cream been as good as promiced I would have joined up...

No guesses. Okay, She went into heat. Sort of kind of funny.

I'm not very mechanical. Took the ASFAB? the test for the Army to place you. For mechanical reasoning I was in the bottom 20%. But over all I made the top 20 percent. Recruiter really wanted me to join after scoring so well. But I took the test right before Christmass. When I told my...

I've been trying to come up with a cat lotto joke for a while now. First the dog one. Did you hear about the dog that won the lotto? He bought his owner a bone. Now before I post my orginal cat lotto joke can anyone guess it? It starts out, "Why did the cat have a hard time collecting her...

If Jesus were a redneck would he have turned the water in to beer? If Jesus were a cat whould he have turned the water into milk?

Cooked Meat loaf for my wife. She didn't eat it though because she made a taco bell run on the way home from work. The meat was on sale and it would have started to turn browish soon. So I felt the need to cook it.

I haven't ever done the offical scratch test. I still eat the stuff I'm algeric. Went to the hospital once becasue of it. But by the time I got thier I was breathing okay. Once when I was a kid I thought I was okay eating bing cherries. My aunt gave them to me and I'm chowing down on them...

LOL I had totally forgot about that one!!! I'll also have to check out "My Cat's Name is Maceo" by Jane's Addiction! since I do like some of their other stuff. What's new pussycat and kitty on my foot are having a battle for my mind at this time. Guess I deserve it for asking the question.