Recent Content by kat heath

Two cats are sitting in front of bird’s cage and observe a newly arrived green canary. One cat says to the other, “It really is a strange color for a bird. Maybe he’s not ripe yet.”

Thank-you,your words mean a lot ,It's hard to see any animal in distress do what I can or they allow me,I always say "All kitties need lovens"

Happy to make someone smile have a good day

All I Need to Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat! Be finicky--they'll try harder to please you. Give attitude--get attention. If you don't like your presents, SULK. If you get bored at your party--curl up and take a nap. Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. Act completely...

Doctor: "There's no doubt your husband's allergy is caused by your cat." Woman: "Oh! No! That's terrible!" Doctor: "No need to worry, I'm sure you can find him a good home." Woman: "Oh, that won't be necessary, my husband is old enough to take care of himself."

Purranoia: the fear that the cats are up to something!