I Am: Hello, my name is I Am and I am calling to give you a gift that I bought for a great price, just for you. It is the gift of Salvation. Ali: Salvation? I Am: Yes, Salvation. So that you can become my child and spend eternity in Heaven with me. Ali: Really? I Am: Really. It is sitting on your porch right now.{/COLOR] Ali: One second, I'll go get it. But stay on the line, I want to here more!