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Fluffy Ratbag’s Guide To Christmas Greetings fellow felines and welcome to this, the Fluffy Ratbag Guide To Christmas. As a Worl’ Famous literary cat I have received many questions from my fan askin’ about the traditions and customs of this strange human festival. So, after working my paws to...

How Was I Supposed To Know It Was Meant For Beardy? A Christmas Poem by Fluffy Ratbag ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse Except Fluffy Ratbag, who’s desperate for Food And whose tummy is rumbling, making noises quite...

Thank you for your kind words (coughs modestly). At the risk of self-promotion, I has writted a book which is advertised in the Marketplace bit of these forums (well, it is if the Skinny Man pulled his finger out and actually posted it there as I asked him.). I will be dictating more of my...

As an apology for the unintended plagiarism, here's Part II.... A pale silvery moon cast an ethereal glow across the sleeping countryside. A deep frost sat brittle upon the fields and the woods and all was quiet and still. No sounds, save a slight hissing of wind through the birch twigs, as the...

Not for years....don't tell me Schulz already did this? Aaaaargh!

Pumpkin Horror Fluffy Ratbag watched in sick fascination, his eyes wide, his stare unblinking. There on the kitchen table was the scariest sight heâ€8482d ever seen. It was large. It was round. And, most of all, it was orange. Very large, very round and very, very orange. But this wasnâ€8482t...

Thank you all for the kind words of welcome.... I will get the Skinny Man typing as soon as I can (the mardy git is typing this under protest while muttering stuff about missing Grand Prix and the like. As if I care) and share some of my celebrated Guides for Cats..... Till then, I'd better...

Weird what they'll sleep through.... Fluffy Ratbag belts out of the room when I pick up my guitar or he hears the amp turn on (I'm not taking that as a comment on my playing). Sprog (his nemesis) just sleeps through. He might occasionally open an eye but that's about as far as it goes.....

Fluffy Ratbag does not like to travel and makes his irritation known by the non-stop, plaintive miaowing that comes from inside his travel box. Until the day that "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera came on the radio and the complaints stopped and the purring started. So now, whenever he has to...

A very good friend of mine once observed that if you don't like animals, you're probably transferring the fact that you probably just don't like yourself. Which I thought was quite profound. The ones that Fluffy Ratbag has most fun with are those who don't like cats "because I'm allergic". In...

I have asked the Skinny Man to join this site on account of it being a valuable resource for cat-related information and I am hopeful that by doing so, he might pick up a few tips on how best to look after yours truly. Honestly, it's not difficult....you'd think he'd be able to open the odd tin...